We welcome you, celebrity news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's winner: lucy lesbian. Congratulations!
The winning reply appears below the pic. Scroll down the page to read the full list of (hilarious) captions we received. Please come back and play every week!

Oh look, there's someone Bill hasn't f***ed.























January 11th, 2008 5:30 PM
Having locked up the female vote with her tears, Hillary Clinton aims for the serial killer crowd.
January 11th, 2008 5:30 PM
This is my Monica Lewinsky O-face!
January 11th, 2008 5:50 PM
back off barack or I'll end you!
January 11th, 2008 5:55 PM
Mock me for crying will they!?
January 11th, 2008 5:57 PM
Anybody hear the one about John Edwards and Rielle Hunter? Hello! What? Is this thing on?
January 11th, 2008 6:00 PM
Go ahead.....pull my finger!!!!!
January 11th, 2008 7:17 PM
Oh S**T!, look over there guys, its Bush, get 'em!
January 11th, 2008 10:09 PM
Double didgit lead Obama ..Oh I won Yes I won
What happened to the lead? Oh I won baby Yes I did BAAAM!!!! LMFAO Obama or Obambi Don't worry I'll give you a job at the White House we'll need a butler......
January 12th, 2008 12:33 AM
ooh...ooh...Look, it's my brother from Star Trek, Mr Data
January 12th, 2008 2:13 AM
Anybody hear the one about John Edwards and Rielle Hunter? Hello! What? Is this thing on?
Excuse me, but that topic is not to be discussed. Please don't mention it again. JE