The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 11 Comments (Page 2)
31 Comments
Robert Carter
January 5th, 2008 2:34 PM
I love the disco lights in this club!!! Play my new single!
AmandaMc
January 5th, 2008 1:31 PM
Its going to take forever to get to the hospital since I am not driving...
Valerie
January 5th, 2008 1:23 PM
Exorcism anyone??? Pkease ANYBODY! (from Late Latin exorcismus, from Greek exorkizein - to adjure) is the practice of evicting demons or other evil spiritual entities from a person or place which they are believed to have possessed (taken control of). The practice is quite ancient and still part of the belief system of many religions.
The person performing the exorcism, known as an exorcist, is often a member of the clergy, or an individual thought to be graced with special powers or skills. The exorcist may use prayers, and religious material, such as set formulas, gestures, symbols, icons, amulets, etc.. The exorcist invokes God Jesus and/or several different angels and archangels to intervene with the exorcism.
In general, possessed persons are not regarded as evil in themselves, nor wholly responsible for their actions. Therefore practitioners regard exorcism more as a cure than as a punishment. The mainstream rituals usually take this into account, making sure that there is
Valerie
January 5th, 2008 1:22 PM
Exorcism anyone??? (from Late Latin exorcismus, from Greek exorkizein - to adjure) is the practice of evicting demons or other evil spiritual entities from a person or place which they are believed to have possessed (taken control of). The practice is quite ancient and still part of the belief system of many religions.
The person performing the exorcism, known as an exorcist, is often a member of the clergy, or an individual thought to be graced with special powers or skills. The exorcist may use prayers, and religious material, such as set formulas, gestures, symbols, icons, amulets, etc.. The exorcist invokes God Jesus and/or several different angels and archangels to intervene with the exorcism.
In general, possessed persons are not regarded as evil in themselves, nor wholly responsible for their actions. Therefore practitioners regard exorcism more as a cure than as a punishment. The mainstream rituals usually take this into account, making sure that there is no violence to
Bevity
January 5th, 2008 6:38 AM
Starbucks! Stat!
fnnona
January 5th, 2008 4:50 AM
See, See, i can act if/when i have to....
Smart ass
January 5th, 2008 3:15 AM
Britney continued:
Boys!! Boys!! Ya'll stop that cryin'. Mommas fine. She's just havin' a cuckoo for cocoa puffs moment. Look at all theses nice men that have come to take me to the market to get us some moo-cow and cereal". I think I'm gonna cry. No, I think I'm gonna laugh. No, I think I'm gonna sing a song for ya'll. How about Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne. Wait, this ain't no train it's an ambulance. Where ya'll takin' me...wait! I'm Brittney Bitch!
smart ass
January 5th, 2008 1:45 AM
Britney: "Damn ya'll I knew I was bi something.
Now what in tarnation was it". Bi-lingual?...no...bi-sexual?...no..a bi-cycle...no
Paramedic: It's Bi-polar dumbass!
Britney: Bi-polar that's it! Hey that white jacket your puttin' me in rocks!
Andrew
January 5th, 2008 12:51 AM
i thought i was sane when i dated Justin...turns out i am just psycho...
star jones
January 4th, 2008 10:32 PM
Look into mah eyes ya'll...now ya'll should be gettin veruy sleepy. Uh huh.. just like Chris told me back there--"Britney gurl you got some magical powuhs that'll drive mose men crazy. Need to lock you up..tee- hee....Yeah uh huh--is yuh feelin my powers....shazam.
star jones
January 4th, 2008 10:16 PM
Can we stop at the Quickie-Mart...I'm having a cheetos withdrawl.
Lucy
January 4th, 2008 9:41 PM
Britney: Why does everyone think im high? i was just sitting around home as the normal
notsure
January 4th, 2008 9:28 PM
I wonder if I put on any underwear today????
keata
January 4th, 2008 9:27 PM
I'm thinking Arby's.
lala
January 4th, 2008 8:49 PM
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Demille...
Laura
January 4th, 2008 8:14 PM
I hope he gets my good side
captain insane-o
January 4th, 2008 7:32 PM
Britney: [to herself] "Ding dang. I wonder if any of these cute medics is single!"
sofie
January 4th, 2008 7:30 PM
hey y'all... i done gone lost mah kids. wooooooooOOOO!
Free Britney Rank: Staff Member
January 4th, 2008 7:28 PM
January 5th, 2008 2:34 PM
I love the disco lights in this club!!! Play my new single!
January 5th, 2008 1:31 PM
Its going to take forever to get to the hospital since I am not driving...
January 5th, 2008 1:23 PM
Exorcism anyone??? Pkease ANYBODY! (from Late Latin exorcismus, from Greek exorkizein - to adjure) is the practice of evicting demons or other evil spiritual entities from a person or place which they are believed to have possessed (taken control of). The practice is quite ancient and still part of the belief system of many religions.
The person performing the exorcism, known as an exorcist, is often a member of the clergy, or an individual thought to be graced with special powers or skills. The exorcist may use prayers, and religious material, such as set formulas, gestures, symbols, icons, amulets, etc.. The exorcist invokes God Jesus and/or several different angels and archangels to intervene with the exorcism.
In general, possessed persons are not regarded as evil in themselves, nor wholly responsible for their actions. Therefore practitioners regard exorcism more as a cure than as a punishment. The mainstream rituals usually take this into account, making sure that there is
January 5th, 2008 1:22 PM
Exorcism anyone??? (from Late Latin exorcismus, from Greek exorkizein - to adjure) is the practice of evicting demons or other evil spiritual entities from a person or place which they are believed to have possessed (taken control of). The practice is quite ancient and still part of the belief system of many religions.
The person performing the exorcism, known as an exorcist, is often a member of the clergy, or an individual thought to be graced with special powers or skills. The exorcist may use prayers, and religious material, such as set formulas, gestures, symbols, icons, amulets, etc.. The exorcist invokes God Jesus and/or several different angels and archangels to intervene with the exorcism.
In general, possessed persons are not regarded as evil in themselves, nor wholly responsible for their actions. Therefore practitioners regard exorcism more as a cure than as a punishment. The mainstream rituals usually take this into account, making sure that there is no violence to
January 5th, 2008 6:38 AM
Starbucks! Stat!
January 5th, 2008 4:50 AM
See, See, i can act if/when i have to....
January 5th, 2008 3:15 AM
Britney continued:
Boys!! Boys!! Ya'll stop that cryin'. Mommas fine. She's just havin' a cuckoo for cocoa puffs moment. Look at all theses nice men that have come to take me to the market to get us some moo-cow and cereal". I think I'm gonna cry. No, I think I'm gonna laugh. No, I think I'm gonna sing a song for ya'll. How about Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne. Wait, this ain't no train it's an ambulance. Where ya'll takin' me...wait! I'm Brittney Bitch!
January 5th, 2008 1:45 AM
Britney: "Damn ya'll I knew I was bi something.
Now what in tarnation was it". Bi-lingual?...no...bi-sexual?...no..a bi-cycle...no
Paramedic: It's Bi-polar dumbass!
Britney: Bi-polar that's it! Hey that white jacket your puttin' me in rocks!
January 5th, 2008 12:51 AM
i thought i was sane when i dated Justin...turns out i am just psycho...
January 4th, 2008 10:32 PM
Look into mah eyes ya'll...now ya'll should be gettin veruy sleepy. Uh huh.. just like Chris told me back there--"Britney gurl you got some magical powuhs that'll drive mose men crazy. Need to lock you up..tee- hee....Yeah uh huh--is yuh feelin my powers....shazam.
January 4th, 2008 10:16 PM
Can we stop at the Quickie-Mart...I'm having a cheetos withdrawl.
January 4th, 2008 9:41 PM
Britney: Why does everyone think im high? i was just sitting around home as the normal
January 4th, 2008 9:28 PM
I wonder if I put on any underwear today????
January 4th, 2008 9:27 PM
I'm thinking Arby's.
January 4th, 2008 8:49 PM
I'm ready for my close-up, Mr. Demille...
January 4th, 2008 8:14 PM
I hope he gets my good side
January 4th, 2008 7:32 PM
Britney: [to herself] "Ding dang. I wonder if any of these cute medics is single!"
January 4th, 2008 7:30 PM
hey y'all... i done gone lost mah kids. wooooooooOOOO!
Rank: Staff Member
January 4th, 2008 7:28 PM
FREE BRITNEY!
January 4th, 2008 6:52 PM
Will you guys be my friends?
January 4th, 2008 6:49 PM
Hey, you with the camera.. want to get a room?