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  1. star jones Says:

    Can we stop at the Quickie-Mart...I'm having a cheetos withdrawl.

  2. star jones Says:

    Look into mah eyes ya'll...now ya'll should be gettin veruy sleepy. Uh huh.. just like Chris told me back there--"Britney gurl you got some magical powuhs that'll drive mose men crazy. Need to lock you up..tee- hee....Yeah uh huh--is yuh feelin my powers....shazam.

  3. Andrew Says:

    i thought i was sane when i dated Justin...turns out i am just psycho...

  4. smart ass Says:

    Britney: "Damn ya'll I knew I was bi something.
    Now what in tarnation was it". Bi-lingual?...no...bi-sexual?...no..a bi-cycle...no
    Paramedic: It's Bi-polar dumbass!
    Britney: Bi-polar that's it! Hey that white jacket your puttin' me in rocks!

  5. Smart ass Says:

    Britney continued:
    Boys!! Boys!! Ya'll stop that cryin'. Mommas fine. She's just havin' a cuckoo for cocoa puffs moment. Look at all theses nice men that have come to take me to the market to get us some moo-cow and cereal". I think I'm gonna cry. No, I think I'm gonna laugh. No, I think I'm gonna sing a song for ya'll. How about Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne. Wait, this ain't no train it's an ambulance. Where ya'll takin' me...wait! I'm Brittney Bitch!

  6. fnnona Says:

    See, See, i can act if/when i have to....

  7. Bevity Says:

    Starbucks! Stat!

  8. Valerie Says:

    Exorcism anyone??? (from Late Latin exorcismus, from Greek exorkizein - to adjure) is the practice of evicting demons or other evil spiritual entities from a person or place which they are believed to have possessed (taken control of). The practice is quite ancient and still part of the belief system of many religions.

    The person performing the exorcism, known as an exorcist, is often a member of the clergy, or an individual thought to be graced with special powers or skills. The exorcist may use prayers, and religious material, such as set formulas, gestures, symbols, icons, amulets, etc.. The exorcist invokes God Jesus and/or several different angels and archangels to intervene with the exorcism.

    In general, possessed persons are not regarded as evil in themselves, nor wholly responsible for their actions. Therefore practitioners regard exorcism more as a cure than as a punishment. The mainstream rituals usually take this into account, making sure that there is no violence to the possessed, only that they be tied down if there is potential for violence

  9. Valerie Says:

    Exorcism anyone??? Pkease ANYBODY! (from Late Latin exorcismus, from Greek exorkizein - to adjure) is the practice of evicting demons or other evil spiritual entities from a person or place which they are believed to have possessed (taken control of). The practice is quite ancient and still part of the belief system of many religions.

    The person performing the exorcism, known as an exorcist, is often a member of the clergy, or an individual thought to be graced with special powers or skills. The exorcist may use prayers, and religious material, such as set formulas, gestures, symbols, icons, amulets, etc.. The exorcist invokes God Jesus and/or several different angels and archangels to intervene with the exorcism.

    In general, possessed persons are not regarded as evil in themselves, nor wholly responsible for their actions. Therefore practitioners regard exorcism more as a cure than as a punishment. The mainstream rituals usually take this into account, making sure that there is no violence to the possessed, only that they be tied down if there is potential for violence

  10. AmandaMc Says:

    Its going to take forever to get to the hospital since I am not driving...

  11. Robert Carter Says:

    I love the disco lights in this club!!! Play my new single!

  12. Hock1 Says:

    YES! Writers' block is over! I am so gonna bust out of the mental ward with a new 'comeback' stronger woman single song!

  13. Robert Carter Says:

    Exclusive, behind the scenes photos of Britney's new video for the cover of 80's song 'Maniac' by Jerusalem

  14. Michelle Says:

    "Smile and the world smiles with you..." Hey! Why is everyone laughing?!?!

  15. Michelle Says:

    "Smile and the world smiles with you..." Hey! What is all the laughter about?!?!

  16. rosie Says:

    "Smile - You're on F****d-Up Camera!!"

    (Insert background music - you might as well use the looney tune chimes running in her mind)

  17. Jane Doe Says:

    So you think I'm cute and Bipolar? Thanks for the compliment!

  18. Anthony Says:

    Lets see Jaime-Lynn top this one.

  19. heddahopper Says:

    Ohh..It was the Fire Dept that has Mr. March and April.

  20. Mariela Says:

    Jamie Lyyn ain't got nothing on me.

  21. Uncle Gus Says:

    Tell this guy to take his hand off my boob. Who does he think I am? Londsey or Paris?

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