The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 11

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We welcome you, celebrity news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's winner: smart ass. Congratulations!

The winning reply appears below the picture. Scroll down the page to read the complete list of (hilarious) captions we received. Good luck again this week!

Totally Capable

Boys!! Boys!! Ya'll stop that cryin'. Mommas fine. She's just havin' a cuckoo for cocoa puffs moment. Look at all theses nice men that have come to take me to the market to get us some moo-cow and cereal". I think I'm gonna cry. No, I think I'm gonna laugh. No, I think I'm gonna sing a song for ya'll. How about "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne. Wait, this ain't no train it's an ambulance. Where ya'll takin' me... wait! I'm Britney bitch!

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I love the disco lights in this club!!! Play my new single!

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Its going to take forever to get to the hospital since I am not driving...

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Starbucks! Stat!

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See, See, i can act if/when i have to....

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Britney continued:
Boys!! Boys!! Ya'll stop that cryin'. Mommas fine. She's just havin' a cuckoo for cocoa puffs moment. Look at all theses nice men that have come to take me to the market to get us some moo-cow and cereal". I think I'm gonna cry. No, I think I'm gonna laugh. No, I think I'm gonna sing a song for ya'll. How about Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne. Wait, this ain't no train it's an ambulance. Where ya'll takin' me...wait! I'm Brittney Bitch!

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Britney: "Damn ya'll I knew I was bi something.
Now what in tarnation was it". Bi-lingual?...no...bi-sexual?...no..a bi-cycle...no
Paramedic: It's Bi-polar dumbass!
Britney: Bi-polar that's it! Hey that white jacket your puttin' me in rocks!

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i thought i was sane when i dated Justin...turns out i am just psycho...

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Look into mah eyes ya'll...now ya'll should be gettin veruy sleepy. Uh huh.. just like Chris told me back there--"Britney gurl you got some magical powuhs that'll drive mose men crazy. Need to lock you up..tee- hee....Yeah uh huh--is yuh feelin my powers....shazam.

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Can we stop at the Quickie-Mart...I'm having a cheetos withdrawl.

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Britney: Why does everyone think im high? i was just sitting around home as the normal

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Born
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Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

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