Shirtless David Beckham Having a Ball in Brazil

David Beckham shirtless. Victoria Beckham nude.

To these Brits ever keep their clothes on?

Don't answer that, Lucy Pinder.

Anyway, back from what he called a humbling visit to Africa, a partially naked David Beckham returned to a more playful pastime Tuesday, enjoying a little soccer on the beach at Cabo Sao Roque, a luxury resort in Brazil. 

David Beckham: Eat your heart out, Matthew McConaughey shirtless.