Unlike every other young woman in Hollywood - from Jessica Alba to Jillian Grace to Camila Alves - Britney Spears is not pregnant.
So says the singer's keeper, Sam Lutfi, who told Access Hollywood that the photos of Spears and Adnan Ghalib buying a home pregnancy test were just the couple "toying with the paparazzi."
As for whether or not his piggy bank is knocked up, Lutfi simply said: "It's all bulls--t."
Hey, Brit, let's really screw with the celebrity gossip world and not show up at your kids' custody hearing. That'll show them!