Sam Lutfi: Possibly Gay and Crazy, Definitely Seedy

Details of Sam Lufti's deposition with K-Fed's lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, have yet to be released, but it has been hinted that Lufti brokered a deal on behalf of Britney Spears with a celebrity photo agency.

The gist? The paparazzi group gets free rein to take whatever Britney Spears photos it wants and Spears gets a cut of the profits. It has also been hinted that Sam Lufti is one shady character - not that this is news to us.

The New York Post's Page Six reports ...

"Britney Spears' constant companion and 'manager,' Sam Lufti, has had three restraining orders taken out against him in California before hopping on the pop tart's crazy train. Danny Haines, one of the people who obtained a court order against Lufti, says Sam told him he should "just kill himself" when their friendship soured. Sam Lufti was "even more jealous than a lover," Haines tells Blender magazine. He says Lufti would go to extremes, telling him he was a "worthless mother[bleeper]" one minute and that he "loved" him the next."

"When Haines eventually cut him off, Sam Lufti humiliated him, e-mailing naked photos of him to his family, friends and co-workers. He texted and called incessantly and, according to court documents, told Haines he hoped his sister would be "raped to death." Haines says that in one e-mail to him, Lufti wrote of Haines' mother that he hoped "Satan devours her flesh and bones" and he looked forward to the day he could 'piss on her burial.'"

In short, Sam Lutfi is ...

• Actually named Osama Lutfi
• At least a little uncontrollable
• Possibly a chick (serious jealousy issues)
• Possibly gay (not that there is anything wrong with it whatsoever, but why the hell does he have naked photos of Danny Haines!?)
• In need of professional help for rage problems
• Perhaps the most seedy character ever on our site

Naturally, he and Britney Spears are best friends. Makes perfect sense.