We interrupt the praising of American Idol contestants from week one of auditions - such as Kristy Lee Cook and Drew Poppelreiter - to bring you the worst of the worst.

At least that's what Renaldo Lapuz was hoping for.

The "singer" came dressed to his Dallas audition as a pimp, belted out a song he wrote for Simon Cowell called "I Am Your Brother" and tried his hardest to become the next William Hung.

Think this will result in a record deal?