Lindsay Lohan Mauls Dario Faiella in Italy

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This is getting ridiculous.

We might as well call this post "Lindsay Lohan an Even Bigger Slut Than Thought" but we had to get the name of her latest conquest, Dario Faiella, in there.

Ronson and Lohan Call it a Night

LiLo has hooked up with at least three Italian dudes, as we reported Monday - Dario Faiella as well as Eduardo Costa and Alessandro Di Nunzio - but it looks like only one of them made it past first base. Heck, Faiella looks ready to tap that booty in these pics! We can only imagine what happened later in her hotel room...

Easy, Faiella! In Italy, Lindsay Lohan goes to town on Dario Faiella.

Lindsay Lohan and Dario Faiella were spotted sucking face following some awards ceremony in Capri where she received some trophy for something. Who cares. The next morning they were photographed together on her hotel balcony.

Just look at these photos! Lohan is like that alien chick from Species, intent on fornicating and breeding at any cost. What a terrible movie. But no matter. Our point: Lindsay is getting pregnant this year. You heard it here first.

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Lindsay Lohan is a troubled actress that hasn't starred in a mainstream movie in years. The star has been arrested for drug possession... More »
Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

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Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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