Lindsay Lohan: Headed to the Morgue

Forget Six Feet Under.

This is an example of two giant boobs under.

As part of her community service for drunk driving, Lindsay Lohan will spend two, four-hour days inside a morgue. From there, she'll try not to spread any STDs by working in an emergency room.

The idea is to show people the dangers of drinking and driving. Which we think Roger Avary has already done, to tragic consequences.

Lohan reached a plea agreement in August based on charges from two separate DUI incidents, one in May in Beverly Hills and one in July in Santa Monica.

She has sex with many men.