Jessica Simpson to Record Terrible Country Music Album

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Jessica Simpson is getting back to her roots.

No, we're not talking about being a reality TV ditz.

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The reputed singer and actress has begun recording a country album.

"I am a country girl," she said. "I grew up in Texas, and country music was what I listened to. I always wanted to wait until the time was right."

These boobs were made for giving country music a shot.

So why now? Well, what the hell else is there to do? Simpson's most recent flick, Blonde Ambition, was a complete bomb given only a limited theatrical release and 2006's Employee of the Month also blew failed to find a big audience.

Her last pop CD, 2006's A Public Affair, also sucked ass underperformed.

"Writing is a release for me," Jessica Simpson said of writing some of her own songs on the new record. "It's a way for me to tell my story... It's been a while since I have opened the book." We didn't actually know she could read.

In addition to the new country album, Simpson is also working on Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo - if you know what we mean! We mean they're dating, and from his angle, it's not because of her brains or personality.

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poor jessica... all her hard works is just going in garbage...

Jessica Simpson Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson