In a new interview with Elle, Jessica Alba manages to insult Zac Efron, pretend as though she doesn't use her sexuality to rise through the ranks in Hollywood and not even mention her baby's daddy, Cash Warren.
It's an impressive triple whammy. Check out the excerpts now:
On meeting Zac Efron at the Teen Choice Awards: "He looks like a child with a lot of makeup. I was like, â€˜My God, you're just a little kid.'"
On NOT being a sex symbol: "I think there are ambitious girls who will do anything to be famous, and they think men in this business are used to women doing that. Contrary to how people may feel, I've never used my sexuality.
That's not part of it for me. When I'm in a meeting, I want to tell you why I'm an asset, how I'm a commodity, how I can put asses in the seats, not, â€˜There's a chance you're going to be able to fâ€" me.' That's never been my deal."
This is a picture of Jessica Alba naked, not using her sexuality at all. Not one bit. No sir.