Which is a bigger ring:
The rock Spencer Pratt gave to Heidi Montag when he asked for her hand in marriage, or the sound of this couple's cash register every time it poses on the cover of a celebrity gossip rag?
This time, it's Life & Style Weekly. Here are highlights of the gag-worthy interview The Hills stars gave to the publication:
Spencer, on what he needs to change: "I need to learn to compromise more and listen to what she wants."
Heidi, on if she'll marry Spencer: "The only way I'll marry Spencer is if he starts acting like a man instead of a little boy. I feel like I'm dating a preschooler sometimes â€" it's always playtime with him."
A source, on Spencer's image rehabbing: "Spencer wants to make peace with former pals Lauren Conrad and Brody Jenner... he's trying to turn his reputation around."