According to reports - and one damning photo - Brody Jenner rung in 2008 in as disgusting a way as possible: he made out with Paris Hilton.
But the former star of The Hills is somehow denying these rumors.
"I've never made out with Paris Hilton so that's false. False rumors!" Jenner declared earlier this week.
There's just one problem, however: there's a photo of the alleged hookup, which took place at a New Year's Eve party at LAX in Las Vegas.
Despite this seemingly insurmountable evidence, Jenner maintains a Roger Clemens-like plea of innocence: "I swear to God I've never kissed Paris ever in my life.
Hey, Brody, we don't blame you for wanting to erase such an unpleasant memory, but come on.
Controversy aside, Jenner was asked if he had a girlfriend and replied: "I'm not allowed to talk about it, but yes I do have a girlfriend and no her name is not Lauren Conrad!"