According to reports - and one damning photo - Brody Jenner rung in 2008 in as disgusting a way as possible: he made out with Paris Hilton.
But the former star of The Hills is somehow denying these rumors.
"I've never made out with Paris Hilton so that's false. False rumors!" Jenner declared earlier this week.
There's just one problem, however: there's a photo of the alleged hookup, which took place at a New Year's Eve party at LAX in Las Vegas.
Despite this seemingly insurmountable evidence, Jenner maintains a Roger Clemens-like plea of innocence: "I swear to God I've never kissed Paris ever in my life.
Hey, Brody, we don't blame you for wanting to erase such an unpleasant memory, but come on.
Controversy aside, Jenner was asked if he had a girlfriend and replied: "I'm not allowed to talk about it, but yes I do have a girlfriend and no her name is not Lauren Conrad!"
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January 18th, 2008 12:34 PM
Does this mean he won't be in future episodes of "The Hills?"
January 18th, 2008 12:52 PM
I seen a picture of brodys girlfriend on youtube hott body,store bought.Her face is manly with no makeup.nice body ugly though.and she kinda weird
January 18th, 2008 3:39 PM
Where In The World Is Paris Hilton Drinking!
.
Sung to the tune of "Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego"
.
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From a yacht in the Bahamas
To the Jackson Ranch with llamas,
To a cruise ship that is sailing to a Southern latitude,
.
While the sun is sinking,
We were sitting here just thinking,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking?
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From a bar in the Trump Tower,
To a L..A. baby shower,
From a New York happy hour
To a Boston Tea Party,
.
From a jet plane in the ozone
To her car parked in a tow zone,
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
.
From Bombay to Norway,
From jail to her doorway,
From standing, to falling, to passing out, splat!
.
We can't stop from looking,
To see what she has cooking,
As long as she's not driving
A car and us insane!
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Out in a tight dress slinking,
Or on the white throne stinking,
.
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
Where in the world is Paris Hilton drinking!
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Rash Manly 7GFB.COM
January 18th, 2008 6:55 PM
It seems like Brody's annoyed of everyone linking him to Lauren Conrad! It's his fault that he associates himself with the show and plays with everyone's emotions!!!DRAMA.DRAMA.DRAMA