Seriously. Britney Spears can't drive a car to save her life, but at least her breasts are safe, ample and accounted for. We were worried there...
After spending a hot weekend in Santa Barbara and Palm Desert with Adnan Ghalib, Britney was back to her old self last night - driving around with no purpose, looking for attention and getting a flat tire. Standard.
Britney and her assistant got a flat while driving down Sunset Blvd, and, of course, kept going for about two miles before pulling over.
It gets better. Britney Spears and her assistant abandoned the car in the middle of the street and got into a car of one of the celebrity photo agency people that was chasing her as usual. He took them home.
It gets better yet. After getting back to her home in Beverly Hills, Spears left again, driving her assistant's beat up Toyota Camry, and headed for the Four Seasons Hotel - which is apparently letting her in again?
Britney's white Mercedes was impounded, by the way, because it was blocking the road. She will face a steep $105 fine and $32 for every day it sits in the lot. Good to see Spears back on her game - and reloading for the next meltdown.