While shopping on Sunday, a naked Britney Spears surprised employees at a Betsey Johnson store inside the Westfield Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks by, well, being naked.
According to Life & Style Weekly, Britney grabbed dresses from the racks and disappeared into a dressing room with enabling boyfriend Adnan Ghalib. Moments later, the embarrassment of a mother came out in her birthday suit, to the shock of salesclerks.
"I was blown away. Britney's private parts were right in front of me!" a store employee told Life & Style. "I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, 'Get away from me! Don't you f------ come near me!'"
The employee then made it sound as though Spears and Ghalib had a private, nude party in the dressing room because "they were making weird noises," until the attention-starved couple stumbled out together and Britney did her best Victoria Beckham impression.
"I couldn't understand a word she was saying," the employee said. "She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent. Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone."
From there, allegedly, Spears screamed, "F--- you!" and exited the store.
See, these are the kinds of things you can't do with kids by your side. Is there any wonder now why Britney ignored her custody hearing?