Britney Spears: Definitely Crazy, Possibly Engaged

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Britney Spears has severe mental problems. We hope she finds help (not named Dr. Phil) for them.

In the meantime, however, the catastrophe of a mother and a singer continues to make news. It's almost as if she wants celebrity gossip reporters - such as the dude snapping her picture from six inches away in the photo below - to wonder about her marital status.

First, Britney was spotted shopping in a wedding dress. Then, she stopped by a church. Now, check out the new diamond ring on her finger:

We know Spears is a few pairs of underwear short of a full wardrobe, but she wouldn't be crazy enough to marry Adnan Ghalib, right? Right?!?!?

If that marriage takes place, Heather Mills would need to send Ghalib a box of chocolates for his impressive gold digging abilities.

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brittney should marry him and wear a headscarf and pray 5 times a day like jesus did,and fast like jesus did, and pray to 1 god like jesus did and refer to god as allahi, as jesus did (aramaic 4 god)
she should also refrain from pork,alcohol and gambling like jesus did. wow. ever notice how jesus did everything like a muslim. ever notice how everything he didn't do (drink ,gamble, homo acts in bathroom) are as american as apple pie. just a thought.
jessica simpson is next 2 convert.

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Britney Spears Biography

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Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

Britney Spears