The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 9

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans across the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Let's take a look at who won this past week's edition, featuring alleged singer / actress and annoying Cowboys fan, Jessica Simpson ...

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    OH NO NOT AGAIN!

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    Fan: "I can't help that your ONE brain cell is lonely, but please stop yelling 'homerun' when Tony runs the ball!"

    Jessica: "Whatever"

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    Can you blow anything else for us?

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    Baby, who's that? come to me!

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    I'm scared, I want my daddy!

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    Hey is this a pilot for a new reality show where you date someone in front of the camera, but this time, we keep you and your boyfriend separate so we can't catch the priceless look on his face when you say stuff like "what do they mean, chicken of the sea?"

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    Hey baby doll, how much does Tony owe your pimp, I mean Joe

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    As all the other fans around Jessica give up...one lone Cowboy's fan tries one last time to explain to the dumb blonde how very much they'd all like for her to get the hell out of the stadium.

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    Two poor female Cowboy's fans lose 10,000 brain cells per hour just sitting behind Jessica Simpson at a game.

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    What's Tony got that I don't?




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