The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 9

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Welcome, celebrity gossip fans across the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Let's take a look at who won this past week's edition, featuring alleged singer / actress and annoying Cowboys fan, Jessica Simpson ...

Broken Up Babe

"Is your end zone really THAT good?"

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OH NO NOT AGAIN!

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Fan: "I can't help that your ONE brain cell is lonely, but please stop yelling 'homerun' when Tony runs the ball!" Jessica: "Whatever"

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Can you blow anything else for us?

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Baby, who's that? come to me!

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I'm scared, I want my daddy!

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Hey is this a pilot for a new reality show where you date someone in front of the camera, but this time, we keep you and your boyfriend separate so we can't catch the priceless look on his face when you say stuff like "what do they mean, chicken of the sea?"

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Hey baby doll, how much does Tony owe your pimp, I mean Joe

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As all the other fans around Jessica give up...one lone Cowboy's fan tries one last time to explain to the dumb blonde how very much they'd all like for her to get the hell out of the stadium.

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Two poor female Cowboy's fans lose 10,000 brain cells per hour just sitting behind Jessica Simpson at a game.

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What's Tony got that I don't?

Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson