The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 9
Welcome, celebrity gossip fans across the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Let's take a look at who won this past week's edition, featuring alleged singer / actress and annoying Cowboys fan, Jessica Simpson ...

"Is your end zone really THAT good?"
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December 28th, 2007 2:45 PM
OH NO NOT AGAIN!
December 27th, 2007 1:35 AM
Fan: "I can't help that your ONE brain cell is lonely, but please stop yelling 'homerun' when Tony runs the ball!"
Jessica: "Whatever"
December 26th, 2007 1:29 AM
Can you blow anything else for us?
December 24th, 2007 10:30 AM
Baby, who's that? come to me!
December 23rd, 2007 9:26 PM
I'm scared, I want my daddy!
December 23rd, 2007 4:22 PM
Hey is this a pilot for a new reality show where you date someone in front of the camera, but this time, we keep you and your boyfriend separate so we can't catch the priceless look on his face when you say stuff like "what do they mean, chicken of the sea?"
December 23rd, 2007 4:16 PM
Hey baby doll, how much does Tony owe your pimp, I mean Joe
December 23rd, 2007 3:11 PM
As all the other fans around Jessica give up...one lone Cowboy's fan tries one last time to explain to the dumb blonde how very much they'd all like for her to get the hell out of the stadium.
December 23rd, 2007 3:08 PM
Two poor female Cowboy's fans lose 10,000 brain cells per hour just sitting behind Jessica Simpson at a game.
December 23rd, 2007 7:40 AM
What's Tony got that I don't?