The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 7

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Welcome back, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Let's take a look at who won this past week's edition of this fun contest.

With news of a Jessica Sierra sex tape coming out, we had no choice but to pick the past American Idol wreck as our subject matter. We've chosen the caption from Mare as the winner! The winning entry appears below the pic. Scroll down for the full list of captions we received and good luck again this week!

Joshua Ledet Photo

"Number ONE in bed ya'll!"


I gotta warsh these fangers...they've been up his butt!


He claimed it was this big...


1....and....1....makes..... Aw, screw it.


I may not have been number one on american idol, but no worries i'm number ONE in bed. I'll show simon!


Number ONE in bed ya'll!


My clit is this long!!


Jessica gives us a preview behind bars.


The line I did to get in jail was this long.


For those without HDTV, it was this long when he stuck it in me!

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American Idol Quotes

Brooke White's tears come from the authentic, good soul that she is. Her heart was breaking because she was overwhelmed with the experience she had with the show and the gift that it brought.

Paula Abdul [after Brooke White was eliminated on season seven]

I read some of this online this morning and just for the record, the rumors — they’re not true. She’s part of our family and we love her.

Ryan Seacrest [on rumor of Paula Abdul being drunk on the show]