Welcome back, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. Let's take a look at who won this past week's edition of this fun contest.
With news of a Jessica Sierra sex tape coming out, we had no choice but to pick the past American Idol wreck as our subject matter. We've chosen the caption from Mare as the winner! The winning entry appears below the pic. Scroll down for the full list of captions we received and good luck again this week!

"Number ONE in bed ya'll!"























December 7th, 2007 3:49 PM
For those without HDTV, it was this long when he stuck it in me!
December 7th, 2007 4:13 PM
The line I did to get in jail was this long.
December 7th, 2007 4:26 PM
Jessica gives us a preview behind bars.
December 7th, 2007 5:59 PM
My clit is this long!!
December 7th, 2007 10:27 PM
Number ONE in bed ya'll!
December 7th, 2007 10:31 PM
I may not have been number one on american idol, but no worries i'm number ONE in bed. I'll show simon!
December 8th, 2007 4:11 AM
1....and....1....makes.....
Aw, screw it.
December 9th, 2007 3:17 AM
He claimed it was this big...
December 11th, 2007 2:14 AM
I gotta warsh these fangers...they've been up his butt!