Survey: Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and Spencer Pratt are Dumb

The New York Daily News has compiled the list of the dumbest people in Hollywood. Before we unveil the results, it's important to remember that:

• "Dumb doesn't necessarily correspond to a low IQ. There are poor life choices, style slip-ups and mishaps under the influence to take into account," as the newspaper explained;
• The survey was completed before news of a Jessica Sierra sex tape broke. We assume this development, coupled with run-ins with the law, along with an offer to orally pleasure the arresting officer, would have landed her on the list.

Ultimately, Lindsay Lohan captured the top spot due to her "poor movie choices, delinquent behavior and bad taste in men," which seems like an unnecessary bashing of Stavros Niarchos, Heath Ledger, Criss Angel, Harry Morton, Riley Giles, AJ Lamas and many more.

We object to second place, however, as the newspaper awarded the dishonor to Kim Kardashian because "it is sad when you leak your sex tape and nobody cares."

Kim may be many things, but the tape in question has certainly helped vault her to the center of the celebrity gossip world.

Getting naked on film and in Playboy, Kim Kardashian made a name for herself.

Spencer Pratt came in third, even though his exploits on The Hills have made himself and Heidi Montag very, very rich. Here are the rest of the rankings:

• Jeff Kwatinetz, CEO of Beverly Hills management team The Firm and the guy that gave the go-ahead for Britney Spears' infamously horrendous MTV Video Music Awards performance.
• Shia LaBeouf
• Heidi Montag
• Jessica Simpson
• Kiefer Sutherland
• Tori Spelling
• Rumer Willis