It's only been two short weeks since Lindsay Lohan decided to ditch her rehab lover, Riley Giles. Well, she's never been one to stay single for long.
Celebrity Babylon says Lohan has a new distraction - a "mystery man" she's been seen with - and kissing! - around L.A. in the past week - Spencer Guilbert.
That venerable celebrity news site even has a little information on the background of Spencer Guilbert (pictured above), Lindsay Lohan's (alleged) boyfriend of the week.
Lohan and Guilbert allegedly met through mutual friends, and he is 24 years old. He graduated from the University of Southern California in 2005.
Spencer may also still be enrolled in Otis, an art school in Los Angeles. He was born and raised in Malibu, and attended Malibu High School.
As for work, Spencer Guilbert is a designer, and has a clothing line called Lord Royale. Man. This relationship is destined to last... a week.
They've apparently been hanging out for several weeks, during which Lindsay has also been working on her new album with the loathsome JR Rotem.
We can only hope that this new Spencer becomes as infamous in the celebrity gossip world as his namesake, The Hills villain Spencer Pratt.