Paris Hilton Gives Us Lip

With her new, plump lips, Paris Hilton is ready to suck more than usual.

Congratulations, Alex Vaggo! You're in for a fun few days.

New Lips

Hilton's lip job mimics that of Jessica Simpson, leaving us to wonder if Paris has her sights set on Tony Romo as her next conquest.

While the Dallas Cowboys quarterback is currently lining up behind Jessica - if you know what we mean! - there's a good chance he'll be looking for a new tight end soon... if you know what we mean!


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7 Comments

  1. gerard Vandenberg Says:

    There we have our little disseas-girl!!
    You're seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it's quite allright but you simply can't think and act mature and seriously. You really don't know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!

  2. texasstarfan Says:

    Tony needs to leave the Hollywood trash alone and focus on the Superbowl. He is really messing up his image associating with these people.

  3. Ooops Says:

    The swelling will go down soon! Thats what I am telling myself, I am too scared to look at the date for fear that this is not the photograph taken immeadiately after the surgery because if it isnt then... is this really how their gonna look forever?

  4. Ooops Says:

    The swelling will go down soon! Thats what I am telling myself, I am too scared to look at the date for fear that this is not the photograph taken immeadiately after the surgery because if it isnt then... is this really how their gonna look forever?

  5. Ooops Says:

    The swelling will go down soon! Thats what I am telling myself, I am too scared to look at the date for fear that this is not the photograph taken immeadiately after the surgery because if it isnt then... is this really how their gonna look forever?

  6. Princess Says:

    Is this Paris "simpsonized"? LOL.

  7. dessy Says:

    Paris is the reason they call blonds stupid and the reason they call female dogs bitches!


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