Paris Hilton Gives Us Lip
With her new, plump lips, Paris Hilton is ready to suck more than usual.
Congratulations, Alex Vaggo! You're in for a fun few days.
Hilton's lip job mimics that of Jessica Simpson, leaving us to wonder if Paris has her sights set on Tony Romo as her next conquest.
While the Dallas Cowboys quarterback is currently lining up behind Jessica - if you know what we mean! - there's a good chance he'll be looking for a new tight end soon... if you know what we mean!
December 4th, 2007 10:27 AM
There we have our little disseas-girl!!
You're seeing LIFE as one big fun-fair. With alot of things it's quite allright but you simply can't think and act mature and seriously. You really don't know a FUCK what is happening in the world today. You are the whole FUCKING day surrounded by YES-MEN and by smiling HAAAAAI-assholes!!
December 4th, 2007 4:02 PM
Tony needs to leave the Hollywood trash alone and focus on the Superbowl. He is really messing up his image associating with these people.
December 8th, 2007 5:33 AM
The swelling will go down soon! Thats what I am telling myself, I am too scared to look at the date for fear that this is not the photograph taken immeadiately after the surgery because if it isnt then... is this really how their gonna look forever?
December 8th, 2007 5:33 AM
The swelling will go down soon! Thats what I am telling myself, I am too scared to look at the date for fear that this is not the photograph taken immeadiately after the surgery because if it isnt then... is this really how their gonna look forever?
December 8th, 2007 5:33 AM
The swelling will go down soon! Thats what I am telling myself, I am too scared to look at the date for fear that this is not the photograph taken immeadiately after the surgery because if it isnt then... is this really how their gonna look forever?
December 12th, 2007 6:38 PM
Is this Paris "simpsonized"? LOL.
April 1st, 2008 9:04 PM
Paris is the reason they call blonds stupid and the reason they call female dogs bitches!