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Is there anything the Olsen Twins – or as PETA calls them, the trashy, fur-wearing Trollsen Twins – love more these days than making out with random dudes?

Well, E! Online reports that Mary-Kate Olsen is the latest of the brittle twins to be spotted in a club with her tongue lodged firmly in the throat of a beautiful man.

The lucky fellow? Dave Annable, of Brothers & Sisters fame. Holla!

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen: 2016 Costume Institute Gala
(Dimitrios Kambouris)

Dave Annable, who does a terrific job as the youngest of said siblings, Justin, on the acclaimed series, is quite a hunk. We can see what Mary-Kate Olsen sees in him.

Another plus is that he’s only seven years older than Mary-Kate Olsen, which is much more respectable than her sister’s alleged Lance Armstrong hookup.

Nevertheless, we don’t expect Dave Annable to last – Mary-Kate boy toys never do. We’d love to place bets on which famous stud one of our favorite, frail twins will make out with next, but we just can’t. Oh whatever, we’ll give it a shot. Some odds:

  • Sean Avery – 3:2
  • Hunter Parrish – 4:1
  • Stavros Niarchos – 9:2
  • Cisco Adler – 6:1
  • Max Snow (whatever happened to that guy) – 20:1
  • Perez Hilton – 2,000:1