Mary Carey: Implants for Sale!

Mary Carey once ran for governor of California.

Somehow, though, that isn't the weirdest action this porn star has taken in the last couple years: the adult film actress is now responsible for a stocking stuffer less appealing than naked Heather Mills pictures:

Carey is auctioning off autographed copies of her recently removed breast implants. This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own pieces of silicon that have touched more men that Lindsay Lohan.

Sold via eBay, a portion of the proceeds from the sale of these fine Mary Carey implants will benefit the Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.