You can tell a lot about a person from his/her MySpace profile. For example, Tila Tequila has over one million friends and doesn't wear very much clothing.

As for Kim Kardashian, the socialite's MySpace account makes a few things clear:

• She isn't shy about focusing attention on her boobs.
• She likes cheesy, successful author Mitch Albom.
• She's a moron.

The first fact above is based on the photo that greets visitors to Kim's page:

Kim Kardashian is on all fours, flaunting her giant boobs. Just the way Ray J likes her.

As for Kim's Mitch Albom affinity, that's apparent by her favorite book. Its actual title, of course, is Tuesdays with Morrie. It was a New York Times best-seller.

But Kardashian has chosen to throw an apostrophe into the first word of that book's title, despite the fact that it's simply the plural version of "Tuesday." It's an idiotic grammatical mistake. You don't see us waxing on about her giant breast's, do you?