What happens in Mexico doesn't stay in Mexico.

Especially when you bring a slew of entertainment news reporters with you.

Khloe Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian took their asinine names, along with a handful of photographers, to Cabo during a recent vacation there.

Here's a look at two pictures from the outing, accompanied by the thoughts of Khloe and Kim, respectively:

Got my drink on... next, just gotta find my Mexican version of Ray J and a video camera... here I come, celebrity gossip world!

Phew! The giant boobs are still present... I was afraid my career was gone there for a second.