Considering how incredibly ugly she is, Janice Dickinson should keep her opinions about others to herself.
On The Today Show this morning, the former model did at least stand up for Jennifer Love Hewitt in light of her recent bikini picture controversy.
We'd love to see Tyra Banks nude. Janice Dickinson naked? Not so much. Case closed.
But Janice Dickinson then lived up to the first syllable of her last name by taking the conversation a step further and comparing Hewitt to Tyra Banks.
"These are unflattering camera angles on her," Janice said about the fiancee or Ross McCall. "You want to see someone who's fat? I'm sorry, Tyra. Tyra Banks is fat. This girl is not fat."
Al Roker tried to come to Banks' defense, and Dickinson tried to backtrack by saying, "I'm kidding because I love Miss Banks," but we're not buying it.
Janice Dickinson is such a dog, we're shocked Michael Vick didn't try to fight her.