The staff of The Hollywood Gossip has missed Stavros Niarchos.
Reportedly, so has the vagina of Lindsay Lohan.
And, according to Perez Hilton, Paris Hilton is far from happy about this development.
Paris showed up to a party in Hollywood earlier this week and tried to hook up with occasional boy toy Niarchos, but Stavros "wanted nothing to do with her and seemed so annoyed by her, he left the party" to hang out with Lindsay, a source said.
Hilton, unaware she had irked Niarchos, was then seen wandering around "asking where Stavros had gone."
Really, Stavros Niarchos? You wanna expose yourself to Lindsay Lohan nude again? We hope you wear multiple layers of protection.