On the recent season finale of The Hills, Heidi Montag announced she needed space and time to reflect and reassess her life - without Spencer Pratt.
The Hills finale ended with millions of fans wondering what lies ahead in terms of Speidi's wedding - the couple viewers have grown to love ... to hate.
In an exclusive interview with Us Weekly (which might as well change its name to Heidi Montag PR Weekly), an often tense Montag and Pratt explain exactly why their engagement was broken off, and claim they are still together.
They have no plans to get married, however.
Says Heidi Montag: "We're going back to being boyfriend and girlfriend." Pratt interjects without mockery: "When our relationship was flawless."
Barf. As for Montag's possibly fake, definitely elusive engagement ring?
"I turned it into a pendant," the aspiring singer and media whore says. "It wasn't my dream ring. I don't like what it represents. I might sell it."
Heidi Montag Weekly, also known as Us Weekly, gives us the scoop.
Think Lauren Conrad - who loathed Spencer Pratt from the start and warned Montag about his evil ways - is currently smiling at Heidi's misfortunes?
"It would be really sad if she did, but her opinions don't affect me at all," Heidi Montag told the magazine. "She's not a part of my life now."
Meanwhile, Spencer Pratt is sorry for how this happened: "I need to accept that Heidi wants her princess wedding and that she is the boss."
Montag, for her part, doesn't sound ready to give up on this quite yet: "I have a high tolerance for pain. After all, I've lived with Spencer."