Glenn Packard: Brooke Hogan Boyfriend, Jesus Impersonator

Glenn Packard is best known for dating Brooke Hogan. With that on his resume, we're a bit taken aback by how highly the choreographer regards himself.

Check out this photo of Packard. It's taken from his MySpace page and makes it seem like this guy has more of an ego than Spencer Pratt and Kanye West combined:

Glenn Packard is attracted to Brooke Hogan nude and can walk on water. We're not sure which amazes us more.