Good news for fans of Casey Aldridge and fans of underage, unprotected teen sex everywhere: Jamie Lynn Spears' baby daddy can't be charged with statutory rape.
According to DMV records and family members, Casey Aldridge is only 18 years of age, having been born into this cruel world on April 29, 1989.
The significance of that date? Jamie Lynn Spears was born April 4, 1991, making her less than two years younger than Casey Aldridge.
Dumb as Casey Aldridge might be, no charges will be filed.
Apparently, under Louisiana law, you can bone a minor so long as she's not more than two years younger than you. Casey abided by that law by a whole 25 days! Wooooo!
Even more good news for the happy, teenage father-to-be: With Jamie Lynn Spears pregnant, Casey Aldridge doesn't have to worry about using birth control for the next few months at least! Who's the lucky guy now, eh?