The incomparable Brody Jenner nearly missed a scheduled appearance at Chicago nightclub Enclave Saturday night - yes, he gets paid to appear at nightclubs - after he got booted from a flight shortly before takeoff in Dallas.

An A.A. spokesperson said several passengers, including Brody Jenner, did not comply with flight attendant's requests to turn off electronic devices.

They became verbally abusive toward the flight attendants and were removed from the plane by airport police. Where are The Hills cameras when you need 'em!

American Airlines to Brody Jenner: Turn off the damn iPhone!

No charges were filed against Jenner and his pals, which surely included Brody's "manager" Frankie Delgado. The gang later got an ATA flight to the Windy City, where Brody told partygoers, "I guess I won't be flying American Again!"

His powers of deductive reasoning are amazing. The young Jenner has always been a smart one. Lauren Conrad had no comment. That we know of.