The moment you've been waiting for has finally arrived, celebrity gossip readers. No, Hayden Panettiere has not asked you out on a date. Keep dreaming.

No, it's the full "Piece of Me" music video from the great Britney Spears. We talked about this Friday, and now the real deal has been released online.

Watch Britney's sort-of harsh indictment of the celebrity news media below, and do it quickly before the video gets yanked for violation of copyright laws.

A whiny Britney Spears asks "do you want a piece of me?"

Needless to say, Britney Spears is really mailing it in these days. You can barely even call this singing, and the video itself pales in comparison to her days of yore. Time to call it a career and spend some time with Sean and Jayden, girl.