Britney Spears: No Underwear, No Agenda

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Decked out in a pink wig, a black, lacy frock and no underwear, Britney Spears did her usual thing Monday night - driving around aimlessly for hours.

First she went to Starbucks. Then, the train wreck made an illegal U-Turn to hit up the porn store where she recently shoplifted. But Britney didn't end up going inside. Instead, whilst biting her fingernails, Spears stayed in the parking lot, telling celebrity news photographers she was lost before driving back home.

Naturally. This story is pretty pointless, but at some point amidst the nightly Britney Spears attention whoring circus, some interesting photos emerged ...

Britney Spears No Panties

As usual, she's wearing no pants. Britney Spears in no underwear is a frequent occurrence. What makes this particular pic stand out is the redness of that ass!

It looks like Britney either cranked up the heat in the ol' tanning booth (or fell asleep in there, she's not smart) or some guy has been spanking that ass. Hard.

Seriously, you've gotta really be going to town on that thing to turn it red like that. Hope J.R. Rotem gives us a blow-by-blow account in a future interview.

Either way, this is just more proof that if you follow this nut around long enough, photos of the Spears in no underwear will ultimately present themselves.


Weak people always have excuses for their weaknesses. Have you heard the one about the violent husband? Turns out he was a abused as a child.
Doesn't matter. We are responsable for our actions and we are responsable for the consequences regardless of our history. A strong person perseveres and a weak person hurts the people around him/her. Who cares if Spears wears underwear? If I wanted to show off my ass and I had the courage to flaunt my confidence against social norms I'd probably go commando in a mini-skirt. Sex is fun, drinking is fun, and partying until the wee hours of the morning is fun. It sounds like she's enjoying her life, and well she should, but she has children and at the very least she should stop clinging to them as though giving birth to them gives her some magical insight into their care. It doesn't, and publicity stunt or actual loss of control, involving her kids in this ordeal clearly indicates her lack of mothering proficiency.


I'm NOT a Britney fan, but the gossip and accusations is honestly a bit too much. YES, she is a bad mom, but you know what? SHE is NOT the first and MOST DEFINITELY not the last. I wonder if you guys and girls with the big mouths would really do that much better in the same kind of life...?? Maybe she became TOO popular at a TOO young age and could not handle it like she would have if she was older.


whether anyone likes her music or not, she is gone way overboard. She needs to stay home and be a mom instead of out running around half naked. I never made THOSE kind of mistakes in my life. She needs to grow up (ya'll). And "me" I bet you that is not white underwear you see, knowing her, its a tampon string. Skank!


Be nice. You know she does that stuff on purpose. Like you know to make money. Hello. . .


slut!!!! doesnt deserve her kids or her darn dog!!!


beav, I'm not a fan of Britney, I don't know why you assume this, by the way, but I have eyes that function quite well. This is the only gossip site that says, that she wears no underware, even Perez Hilton , the ultimate Britney hater, admits that she wears panties.
@Jamie: I don't think that Britney is just "making mistakes" like normal people do. She's gone totally mad. I don't think that she will ever be her old self again.


nice work JR!


No way Mel. You're seeing things. Stop defending your idol. The full moon is risin' tonite!


Hmm...are you blind? She is wearing white panties. You can see that quite clearly on that pic.


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