Britney Parties With Osama Lutfi; Terror Alert Raised
Earlier today, we ran a story on Britney Spears' friend Sam Lutfi, after an Us Weekly expose revealed some shady details about this character's past.
Among them? That the enabler's real name - or at least alias - is Osama. That's right, people, Osama Lutfi. Suffice it to say, this comes as quite the revelation.
As a result, our staff feels it is our duty to warn celebrity gossip readers of the potential danger by officially raising the terror alert level to NO PANTS!
But seriously folks. While there is no practical reason to think that Mr. Osama Lutfi is connected to others bearing his infamous first name, or that Sam Lutfi is planning on waging jihad against our nation by pilfering Britney Spears' bank accounts and holding the pop singer hostage, we must remain on heightened alert.
After all, in a war on terror, you never know who your true allies are...
Britney Spears and Osama bin Laden, er, Lutfi, celebrate her birthday.
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March 9th, 2008 9:10 PM
Please, please, let's get things straight:
Osama Lutfi is a Muslim-born Iranian. Period. He is not a Semite, he's not an Arab, he is Aryan (if you really want to make that an issue.) The original Aryans were from Iran/Northern India. They don't have a shred of Arab anything in them.
In fact, many Iranians are seriously insulted if you call them Arab. The language, Farsi, is not rooted in Arabic at all - it is related to Sanskrit - purely an Indo-European language. But just like English has loan words from Latin, for example, Farsi has many loan words, and in this case they are Arabic. Osama is not a purely Iranian name - it has its roots in Arabic, but then again, how many Brits are named Joseph, Michael, etc. - which have their roots in Hebrew?!?
Not that one nationality/religion is better than another, but the facts are that Osama Lutfi is a middle-class guy from Tehran, Iran, not Saudi Arabia or anywhere else. Yes, he's a sleaze ball, but that's not what we're debating here
February 6th, 2008 1:56 AM
Lutfi is a common Muslim name. "Lotf" means "being helpful". Lutfi means someone who is helpful. WHAT IRONY!!!
No doubt that like many Muslims, who feel they have license to abuse western liberties and lie, swindle, loot, and play victim, all for the advancement of gutter Islam and its child molesting Prophet Mohammed.
I don't know about Osama Lotfi, but in my mind it is no doubt that he is Muslim. Muslims love shopkeeping and being middlemen. Isn't that what Lotfi's family is doing? How would an Arab from Saudi Arabia be Catholic. He would have been beheaded in Saudi Arabia before he got here. Besides it is illegal to convert out of Islam, even if he wanted to, and it is a crime. So he cannot be Catholic.
"anti-Semitism"? Whoever said this, must be an idiot. Anti-Semite does not mean against semetic race. It means anti-jewishness. Its a misnomer. Anyhow, Osama Lutfi is not Jewish, so there is no anti-semitism.
Mom is a gas station attendant/owner, and he is
February 5th, 2008 6:04 PM
Arabs are semites. That's how.
February 5th, 2008 4:36 PM
Antisemitism? How does that figure?