The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 6

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Welcome, celebrity news readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our site's funny Friday tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's contest, featuring the bootylicious Kim Kardashian ...

It was a record week with 30 captions sent in, but we chose fatty boom boom as the winner. Nice work! The winning caption appears beneath the picture. To read the full list of submissions, scroll down. Good luck again this week!

Kim for Glamour

"The gravitational pull on my ass is too strong ... its taking me down!" 


what is this red beast following me?


"maybe if I squat like this in enough pics, the tabloids will start callin me kim kardASSian ..."


"If only Ray J could see me now."


"Ohh your shoes are really cute! BUT hey everyone look over here at my fat ass that makes me a role model!!"


Looks like Kim's taking a page out of Snoop's book and Dropping it like it's Hot.


I guess Kim Kardashian doesn't realize that hugh hefner and camera men are not around to take her picture for playboy again.


Kim Kardashian recoils in horror at sight of headless girl...


Come over here Verne Troyer, lets make a sex tape.

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Kim Kardashian Biography

A Kim Kardashian Selfie
Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]