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  1. Rico Says:

    "Oh wait, I think I know where my keys are."

  2. Mel Says:

    Gimme, Gimme MORE!

  3. fatty boom boom Says:

    the gravitational pull on my ass is too strong...its taking me down!!!!

  4. Curly Says:

    Ooopppss... I can't wait to go to the bathroom. I'll just do it here! Make sure there's no paparazzi!

  5. El Pollo Loco Says:

    "Just a sec honey, it's almost there..."

  6. lolo Says:

    kim takes a krap

  7. Chani Says:

    You're not a real celebrity unless you poop diamonds... poor baby, trying sooooo hard....

  8. giZmo Says:

    Kim: I'm gonna rip a fart right here!
    Bystander: Jack Black would be proud Kim!
    Kim: Proud my ass! He'll be jealous!

  9. Emma Says:

    "Oops! I almost pooped!"

  10. Fresh Says:

    Kim: "Who said I can't get low...low!!!"

  11. PRINCESSKIMLOL Says:

    Next thing you know...Shawty got low low low low low low low low...

  12. Tre1383 Says:

    Oh come on, come on awwwww i knew diamonds were lost in my ass!!!

  13. misconduckt Says:

    gravity catches up with Kim

  14. Lollie Says:

    Aw gawd my back - guess there'll be no more sex tapes for a while...

  15. Lindie Lou Says:

    I can't understand it. Every time I try to sit down, I just bounce right back up!

  16. Lindie Lou Says:

    Something just blocked out the sun!

  17. Vicki Says:

    Kim: I'm sexy, I'm sexy, I'm sexy

    Bystander: Eww what's that smell?

    Kim: If I didn't pass gas my ass would explode.

    Bystander: Kim that's gross, keep it up and they have you in the tabloids.

    Kim: I'm sexy, I'm sexy, I'm sexy

  18. Vicki Says:

    More powerful than a speeding locomotive the buns of steel are not to be taken lightly.

    Papparazzi Beware

    Its a bird Its a plane Its Super Ass

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