The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 6
Welcome, celebrity news readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our site's funny Friday tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's contest, featuring the bootylicious Kim Kardashian ...
It was a record week with 30 captions sent in, but we chose fatty boom boom as the winner. Nice work! The winning caption appears beneath the picture. To read the full list of submissions, scroll down. Good luck again this week!
"The gravitational pull on my ass is too strong ... its taking me down!"Â
November 30th, 2007 3:40 PM
Come over here Verne Troyer, lets make a sex tape.
November 30th, 2007 3:42 PM
Kim Kardashian recoils in horror at sight of headless girl...
November 30th, 2007 3:47 PM
I guess Kim Kardashian doesn't realize that hugh hefner and camera men are not around to take her picture for playboy again.
November 30th, 2007 3:48 PM
Looks like Kim's taking a page out of Snoop's book and Dropping it like it's Hot.
November 30th, 2007 3:50 PM
"Ohh your shoes are really cute! BUT hey everyone look over here at my fat ass that makes me a role model!!"
November 30th, 2007 3:53 PM
"If only Ray J could see me now."
November 30th, 2007 3:55 PM
"maybe if I squat like this in enough pics, the tabloids will start callin me kim kardASSian ..."
November 30th, 2007 4:26 PM
what is this red beast following me?
November 30th, 2007 4:32 PM
Kim stoops to a new low.
November 30th, 2007 4:32 PM
"Ready....... aim......."
November 30th, 2007 4:47 PM
"Oh wait, I think I know where my keys are."
November 30th, 2007 6:12 PM
Gimme, Gimme MORE!
November 30th, 2007 7:49 PM
the gravitational pull on my ass is too strong...its taking me down!!!!
November 30th, 2007 11:35 PM
Ooopppss... I can't wait to go to the bathroom. I'll just do it here! Make sure there's no paparazzi!
December 1st, 2007 1:10 PM
"Just a sec honey, it's almost there..."
December 1st, 2007 2:13 PM
kim takes a krap
December 1st, 2007 3:22 PM
You're not a real celebrity unless you poop diamonds... poor baby, trying sooooo hard....
December 1st, 2007 4:32 PM
Kim: I'm gonna rip a fart right here!
Bystander: Jack Black would be proud Kim!
Kim: Proud my ass! He'll be jealous!
December 1st, 2007 4:46 PM
"Oops! I almost pooped!"
December 1st, 2007 5:09 PM
Kim: "Who said I can't get low...low!!!"
December 2nd, 2007 2:04 AM
Next thing you know...Shawty got low low low low low low low low...
December 2nd, 2007 10:08 AM
Oh come on, come on awwwww i knew diamonds were lost in my ass!!!
December 2nd, 2007 3:06 PM
gravity catches up with Kim
December 2nd, 2007 4:05 PM
Aw gawd my back - guess there'll be no more sex tapes for a while...
December 3rd, 2007 6:07 AM
Kim: "Is shitting in the street good for publicity?"