The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 6
Welcome, celebrity news readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our site's funny Friday tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's contest, featuring the bootylicious Kim Kardashian ...
It was a record week with 30 captions sent in, but we chose fatty boom boom as the winner. Nice work! The winning caption appears beneath the picture. To read the full list of submissions, scroll down. Good luck again this week!
"The gravitational pull on my ass is too strong ... its taking me down!"Â
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December 5th, 2007 1:24 PM
More powerful than a speeding locomotive the buns of steel are not to be taken lightly.
Papparazzi Beware
Its a bird Its a plane Its Super Ass
December 5th, 2007 1:04 PM
Kim: I'm sexy, I'm sexy, I'm sexy
Bystander: Eww what's that smell?
Kim: If I didn't pass gas my ass would explode.
Bystander: Kim that's gross, keep it up and they have you in the tabloids.
Kim: I'm sexy, I'm sexy, I'm sexy
December 4th, 2007 11:07 AM
Something just blocked out the sun!
December 3rd, 2007 11:39 AM
I can't understand it. Every time I try to sit down, I just bounce right back up!
December 2nd, 2007 4:05 PM
Aw gawd my back - guess there'll be no more sex tapes for a while...
December 2nd, 2007 3:06 PM
gravity catches up with Kim
December 2nd, 2007 10:08 AM
Oh come on, come on awwwww i knew diamonds were lost in my ass!!!
December 2nd, 2007 2:04 AM
Next thing you know...Shawty got low low low low low low low low...
December 1st, 2007 5:09 PM
Kim: "Who said I can't get low...low!!!"
December 1st, 2007 4:46 PM
"Oops! I almost pooped!"