Welcome, celebrity news readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our site's funny Friday tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's contest, featuring the bootylicious Kim Kardashian ...
It was a record week with 30 captions sent in, but we chose fatty boom boom as the winner. Nice work! The winning caption appears beneath the picture. To read the full list of submissions, scroll down. Good luck again this week!

"The gravitational pull on my ass is too strong ... its taking me down!"Â























November 30th, 2007 3:40 PM
Come over here Verne Troyer, lets make a sex tape.
November 30th, 2007 3:42 PM
Kim Kardashian recoils in horror at sight of headless girl...
November 30th, 2007 3:47 PM
I guess Kim Kardashian doesn't realize that hugh hefner and camera men are not around to take her picture for playboy again.
November 30th, 2007 3:48 PM
Looks like Kim's taking a page out of Snoop's book and Dropping it like it's Hot.
November 30th, 2007 3:50 PM
"Ohh your shoes are really cute! BUT hey everyone look over here at my fat ass that makes me a role model!!"
November 30th, 2007 3:53 PM
"If only Ray J could see me now."
November 30th, 2007 3:55 PM
"maybe if I squat like this in enough pics, the tabloids will start callin me kim kardASSian ..."
November 30th, 2007 4:26 PM
what is this red beast following me?
November 30th, 2007 4:32 PM
Kim stoops to a new low.
November 30th, 2007 4:32 PM
"Ready....... aim......."