The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 6

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Welcome, celebrity news readers around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our site's funny Friday tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's contest, featuring the bootylicious Kim Kardashian ...

It was a record week with 30 captions sent in, but we chose fatty boom boom as the winner. Nice work! The winning caption appears beneath the picture. To read the full list of submissions, scroll down. Good luck again this week!

Kim for Glamour

"The gravitational pull on my ass is too strong ... its taking me down!" 


More powerful than a speeding locomotive the buns of steel are not to be taken lightly. Papparazzi Beware Its a bird Its a plane Its Super Ass


Kim: I'm sexy, I'm sexy, I'm sexy Bystander: Eww what's that smell? Kim: If I didn't pass gas my ass would explode. Bystander: Kim that's gross, keep it up and they have you in the tabloids. Kim: I'm sexy, I'm sexy, I'm sexy


Something just blocked out the sun!


I can't understand it. Every time I try to sit down, I just bounce right back up!


Aw gawd my back - guess there'll be no more sex tapes for a while...


gravity catches up with Kim


Oh come on, come on awwwww i knew diamonds were lost in my ass!!!


Next thing you know...Shawty got low low low low low low low low...


Kim: "Who said I can't get low...low!!!"


"Oops! I almost pooped!"

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Kim Kardashian Biography

A Kim Kardashian Selfie
Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]