The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 4

Welcome, celebrity news and gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a fun Friday afternoon tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's edition of the contest, the fourth since its inception.

This week's Caption Contest certainly did not disappoint. In the end, we chose upsonite as the winner. Congratulations and good luck again this week! The winning caption appears beneath this funny celebrity photo of Lauren Conrad. Scroll down the page for the complete list of captions we received.

Lauren Conrad

"Laguna Breached!"



22 Comments

  1. lc fan Says:

    Shiver me timbers... I was gonna show Brody this outfit but I can't find him!

  2. Team Lauren Says:

    Hmm. Not sure if I should include this in my fashion line.

  3. HillsAreAlive Says:

    I may look ridiculous, but I don't have a fake nose and boobs and ring like SOMEONE I KNOW!!!!!

  4. Seaman Says:

    What? It's November 16? I missed Halloween by two weeks? WTF!!?

  5. Darkship17 Says:

    Lauren wants to let all the seaman know that it ok to come her way!!!

  6. Mel Says:

    Halloween? I just want to practice for my next movie - One Night In The Cabin

  7. Kat Says:

    Fuck! I forgot to throw up before I left!

  8. Taylor Blue Says:

    I hope the pap don't think they are getting a shot of my hooch tonight!!

  9. Candygurl Says:

    i want you to rock the boat, rock the boat

  10. Amanda Says:

    From the hills to the sand n' sea!!

  11. raylor Says:

    OMG!!! Audrina better not bring Justin- Bobby and Heidi better not wear the same costume as me!!!!!!!!!

  12. upsonite Says:

    Laguna Breached!

  13. lc luvr Says:

    what can you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning... at Hyde!?

  14. dramaqueen16 Says:

    "YOURKIDDING!! Heidi wore the same outfit as me? but she added a seashell bra!! That cant be!! Here - help me, I got some fairy wings behind the zipper. Yes! I am aware that fairy wings dont have anything to do with being a sailor...Just do it!!"

  15. Kristen Says:

    do you think i'm skinny enough? wait, i think so. HELP ME! this zipper is killing me, quite literally!

  16. Kristen Says:

    oohhh, damn sailors! they give me wedgees! do you think anyone can see me, picking it out? wait they will take pictures coz my ass looks like heidi's face!

  17. Millie Says:

    Head down, head down... Heidi ahoy...

  18. Roseanda Says:

    She looks so pretty i like here i always see her on tv she is better than (Heidi)nothing more to say

  19. greeny Says:

    Against all advice, Lauren Conrad decides to bring back the Shirley Temple look!
    "On the good ship Lunatics...."

  20. greeny Says:

    Conrad...at the exact moment she realizes that her stylist was WRONG and a buttplug was NOT a required accessory for a cheap-ass sailor suit!

  21. greeny Says:

    OH MY GOD! There's a four year old wearing my outfit! This is what I get for shopping in the little girls' section at K-mart!

  22. pat Says:

    Where's me spinach?


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