The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest 4
Welcome, celebrity news and gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a fun Friday afternoon tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's edition of the contest, the fourth since its inception.
This week's Caption Contest certainly did not disappoint. In the end, we chose upsonite as the winner. Congratulations and good luck again this week! The winning caption appears beneath this funny celebrity photo of Lauren Conrad. Scroll down the page for the complete list of captions we received.
November 16th, 2007 4:19 PM
Shiver me timbers... I was gonna show Brody this outfit but I can't find him!
November 16th, 2007 4:23 PM
Hmm. Not sure if I should include this in my fashion line.
November 16th, 2007 4:24 PM
I may look ridiculous, but I don't have a fake nose and boobs and ring like SOMEONE I KNOW!!!!!
November 16th, 2007 4:26 PM
What? It's November 16? I missed Halloween by two weeks? WTF!!?
November 16th, 2007 5:20 PM
Lauren wants to let all the seaman know that it ok to come her way!!!
November 16th, 2007 5:29 PM
Halloween? I just want to practice for my next movie - One Night In The Cabin
November 16th, 2007 5:56 PM
Fuck! I forgot to throw up before I left!
November 16th, 2007 6:03 PM
I hope the pap don't think they are getting a shot of my hooch tonight!!
November 16th, 2007 7:21 PM
i want you to rock the boat, rock the boat
November 16th, 2007 8:51 PM
From the hills to the sand n' sea!!
November 17th, 2007 1:10 AM
OMG!!! Audrina better not bring Justin- Bobby and Heidi better not wear the same costume as me!!!!!!!!!
November 17th, 2007 2:05 AM
Laguna Breached!
November 17th, 2007 1:35 PM
what can you do with a drunken sailor, early in the morning... at Hyde!?
November 17th, 2007 2:14 PM
"YOURKIDDING!! Heidi wore the same outfit as me? but she added a seashell bra!! That cant be!! Here - help me, I got some fairy wings behind the zipper. Yes! I am aware that fairy wings dont have anything to do with being a sailor...Just do it!!"
November 17th, 2007 4:53 PM
do you think i'm skinny enough? wait, i think so. HELP ME! this zipper is killing me, quite literally!
November 17th, 2007 4:55 PM
oohhh, damn sailors! they give me wedgees! do you think anyone can see me, picking it out? wait they will take pictures coz my ass looks like heidi's face!
November 18th, 2007 3:15 PM
Head down, head down... Heidi ahoy...
November 18th, 2007 5:32 PM
She looks so pretty i like here i always see her on tv she is better than (Heidi)nothing more to say
November 18th, 2007 7:47 PM
Against all advice, Lauren Conrad decides to bring back the Shirley Temple look!
"On the good ship Lunatics...."
November 18th, 2007 7:51 PM
Conrad...at the exact moment she realizes that her stylist was WRONG and a buttplug was NOT a required accessory for a cheap-ass sailor suit!
November 18th, 2007 7:53 PM
OH MY GOD! There's a four year old wearing my outfit! This is what I get for shopping in the little girls' section at K-mart!
November 19th, 2007 9:47 AM
Where's me spinach?