Welcome, celebrity news fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a fun Friday tradition. Who emerged victorious this week? Let's take a look.
While we enjoyed each and every one of the 20 captions we were sent, there can be only one winner. Several fun submissions by Taylor Blue earned honorable mentions, but we've chosen the Celeb Whore as this week's winner.
Congratulations! The winning reply appears under the photo. Scroll down for the full list of responses we received this week, then get ready for an all-new edition of the Caption Contest this week. Thanks for playing and have fun!
"LOOK. my number is also how much I weigh now! 64! How funny! Joel is never gonna believe me, I need to take a pic of this!"