Happy Thanksgiving from all of us here at The Hollywood Gossip. What would this traditional holiday be without family, friends, food, football and reflection upon some of the things we most appreciate in our lives.
For this celebrity news site, that means expressing thanks to some of the biggest turkeys we've come to know this past year. Below is a look at our staff's Top 10 (take a wild guess who was voted our Biggest Turkey of the Year) ...
10. Riley Giles. Not only does he give Lindsay Lohan a good stuffing, this clown is a meathead to the max. See mug shots. Yeah. Prime turkey material.
9. John Mayer. Makes the list in spite (or perhaps because) of the fact that he dates Minka Kelly. Guy's dome is also roughly the size of Plymouth Rock.
8. Michael Vick. Oh, wait, he's a dog.
7. Jan Adams. Worst. Doctor. Ever.
6. Brad Womack. Worst. Bachelor. Ever.
5. Dancing with the Stars judges. These losers really dropped the ball this season with some dubious decisions. Sabrina Bryan was robbed worse than Native Americans by the New World's European settlers. Close, anyway.
4. Spencer Pratt. The Hills villain sure can gobble up publicity.
3. Heather Mills. Imagine the kind of Thanksgiving feast you could throw after gold-digging your way to more than $50M of your ex-husband's fortune!
2. Blake Fielder-Civil. Raging alcoholism. Massive quantities of hard ass drugs. The surprise wedding. The bloody melee. A barroom brawl. Some witness tampering. This holiday, Amy Winehouse's husband should be thankful he's alive.
Fnally, The Hollywood Gossip's Biggest Turkey of the Year award goes to ...
1. Britney Spears. Talk about a foregone conclusion. Like the New England Patriots of the NFL, it was Britney Spears in her own league and everyone else playing for second. We raise a turkey leg (and some pork rinds) to you, Brit.
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November 22nd, 2007 3:19 AM
I agree with all but the judges on DWTS didn't kick Sabrina off, the voters did. The judges loved her!
Pete Dortrey (SP) should be in there somewhere, the slimy creature.
November 25th, 2007 10:22 PM
Brad Womack is a low class, uneducated, phoney who managed to dupe a few young, inexperienced women. At 34, he still has no idea of how to behave, or of what he wants. I call that a loser, with a capital "L".