You think a Maria Sharapova crotch shot is hot?

Searching the Internet for the latest Britney Spears upskirt picture?

What about Katie Price and her typical, spread eagle pose every time she exits a vehicle?

Sorry, but Tara Reid puts them all to shame.

If you wanna see what out-of-control, crotch-in-your-face, not-a-care-or-thought-in-the-world wasted looks like... you've found it: