Look, Riley Giles, we're not the ones who made you break up with Bree Tierney.
We also didn't force you to step into the celebrity gossip spotlight by dating the STD-nest that is Lindsay Lohan.
So we don't appreciate you flipping us any kind of bird simply for snapping your picture. We're just doing our jobs and - like the work of Britney Spears' lawyers or the raising of Suri Cruise - it's not easy.
Cut us some slack.