Pete Wentz has a message for those hoping to see him get it on with a nude Ashlee Simpson on tape: keep dreaming!

(The Hollywood Gossip staff has a message for this same group: keep going to therapy!)

In a statement posted on Fall Out Boy's website, the musician denies the existence of a sex tape starring himself and his untalented girlfriend:

Just wanted to put the word out on the streets/the internet. there is no pete wentz sex tape in existence. About a year and a half ago I took part in an indie gore/horror short film as a favor to my friend nathan- called goodnight moon.

Either way im not into being an actor or having a sex tape either sooooooooo (sic), hopefully u can deal with it.

Looks like Wentz has gone to the Rosie O'Donnell school of spelling.

Nevertheless, we're glad this rumor isn't true. The idea of an Amy Fisher sex tape is disturbing enough.