Pauly Shore Somehow Secures Hot New Girlfriend

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Somehow finding a way to fit a vacation into his hectic work schedule, the great Pauly Shore has been hanging out in Hawaii since late last week.

That alone is enough to grab the attention of The Hollywood Gossip. But what makes this story downright unbelievable is that Pauly Shore is frolicking on the beach with his new girlfriend - a hot, bikini-clad mystery blonde - in these pics.

Shore hasn't starred in a movie you've heard of since Bio-Dome in 1996 (or maybe prior to that), and with good reason. He must have an excellent financial advisor, because his new girlfriend ain't exactly bad looking ... and he's Pauly Shore.

Pauly Shore may not eat many salads, but he loves these melons.

At least Pauly Shore has a couple of floatation devices nearby in case his pasty, pudgy ass is ever in danger of drowning ... like his career in the early '90s.

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i think pauly shore is an amazing actor, i love his movie son in law its my favorite, u know u shouldnt wanna meet someone just becuz they're famous, or cute, or becuz u believe it might boost ur reputation, he's a person just like the rest of us, he had to work hard to get to wear hes at, if i ever met him i eould treat him like a person and not use him to show off to ppl like hes an object, i believe in getting to know someone for who they really not what the internet tells us, cuz i dont believe the internet, u wanna know something about someone ask them urself and then and only then will u get the real truth ur looking for, keep up the great work pauly ur amazing and never let anyone tell u any different.

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i think pauly shore is an amazing actor, i dont care if hes famous he's person like the rest of us, he had to work hard to be where hes at, i love his movie son in law its my favorite, i believe hes a sweet loving guy, and ppl shouldnt want to meet someone just becuz they're famous, u should get to know someone for who they are regardless of what movies or tv shows they play in and i never believe the internet, u wanna get to know someone ask them questions urself and then and only then will u get the real truth. good luck in all that u do pauly ur an amazing person and a an amazing actor!!!!

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i love pauly shore, good on him

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He's a joke. These chicks think they can help their careers but they can't. He's a nobody and not funny. Dumb bitches.

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These girls think he can help their careers. They're wrong. No way Puttzy Shore could get any of these chicks including playmates if he didn't have money or fame. Include his buddy Howard GERM the Stern.

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looks like molly of the olly girls and they are friends with him. he showed up on the show

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The first photo resembles Brit back when she was hot...good for him!

Pauly Shore Biography

Pauly Shore may not have had a film role in about 15 years, but he's resourceful, having caused a landslide into Wes Craven's home. That... More »
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