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Le Call, we barely even knew you!

Despite reports that the oddly named model was dating Owen Wilson, new sources are claiming that the funny actor has a new woman in his life.

A new Bionic Woman, to be exact.

Indeed, insiders claim Owen Wilson and Michelle Ryan are an item:

"Michelle's one of the few women in Hollywood who looks like herself and hasn't had loads of work done. She's refreshingly natural," said a source.

"She's also pretty innocent about how this whole town works, which Owen finds endearing. And then there's that British sense of humor."

Not to mention that amazing accent.

But let's get back to the "refreshingly natural" part. Take a look at Michelle Ryan nude below and you'll have to agree with this quote:

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Jennifer Love Hewitt is still very good looking. Don't get us wrong.

But there was a time when this actress was a combination of Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie and Jessica Simpson. The old, hot Jessica Simpson.

Remember her in Party of Five? I Know What You Did Last Summer? The former knockout even admitted, following the filming of that movie, that she embraced - nay, encouraged! - the use of her breasts on film:

"It comes with the territory. Who wants to go to a movie and see a girl running around in sweats three sizes too big? Nobody. I get it. I put on small tops everyday knowing that as I'm crawling around with the camera down my chest, it was all in good fun. It's eye candy."

Yes. It. Is.

Let's hearken back to the amazing days of Jennifer Love Hewitt together, as we drool over a naked FHM photo of her from the early 1990s:

Jennifer Love Hewitt Nude

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O.J. Simpson and his pair of alleged looting teammates - Clarence Stewart and Charles Ehrlich - pleaded not guilty this morning to 12 charges stemming from a September memorabilia heist in Las Vegas. Let the trial begin!

Defense attorneys were unable to get any of the charges against them dropped in a preliminary hearing - especially the kidnapping and robbery charges - which could dole a life sentence (with the possibility of parole) to the Juice.

If convicted, O.J. Simpson could face up to life in prison.

Unlike O.J. Simpson's famous "absolutely, 100 percent not guilty" proclamation while being arraigned for murder in the slayings of his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman, in 1994, this time the former NFL star offered his plea without theatrics, uttering a simple but firm "Not guilty."

The trial is set for April 7, 2008. OJ Simpson, who is free on bail, will likely be killing ... time golfing with family and Christie Prody until then.

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When Jessica Simpson announced her split from husband Nick Lachey in 2005, she never guessed she'd be the heartbroken one more than two years later.

But it's true - Nick Lachey has been happily seeing Vanessa Minnillo nude for some time, while Simpson has endured a bevy of high-profile, failed relationships.

The list of douchebags the eldest daughter of Joe Simpson has dated is certainly not short - John Mayer, Adam Levine, Orlando Bloom, Owen Wilson, et cetera.

Simpson, Jessica

Jessica Simpson: So much regret. So little talent.

"There is definitely a part of her that really regrets breaking up with Nick now," a Jessica Simpson friend tells Us Weekly in the magazine's new cover story.

That regret is starting to show. On October 26 (what would've been her 5th anniversary), Jessica spent the day "looking through old photo albums that she made with Nick... she said she was just being girly, but she was very somber."

"Jessica thought she would be with someone right by now," the pal said.

Could Jessica Simpson, who has recently started dating Dallas quarterback and celebrity gossip mainstay Tony Romo, be her own worst enemy?

Meanwhile, on a November 15 guest host appearance on The View, Simpson, who is currently recording a country music album in an effort to revive her sagging career, seemed to be pining for a guy ... a guy like Nick Lachey:

"I want a man," she said. "Somebody who's a really great family guy... Gosh, just somebody who's strong enough to be my man."

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Helio Castroneves was on top of the world after winning Dancing with the Stars last night.

But the race car driver awoke this morning with the knowledge that he'll never have Aliette Vazquez on top of him again.

TMZ reports that Vazquez has broken off her engagement to the racing and dancing champion; the couple had been dating for more than six years and had been engaged for a year.

"There have been a lot of rumors and a lot of misinformation out there," Vazquez's rep Howard Bragman said, and she "wanted to set the record straight."

"I can confirm that Aliette Vazquez and I have called off our engagement and are no longer together," Castroneves said in a statement to People. "At this time I would prefer to keep my private life private."

Ironically, Helio's partner, Julianne Hough, postponed her wedding last year because she was too busy preparing for the new season of Dancing with the Stars.

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Just as we finished talking about her love for kinky sex and the pregnancy rumors surrounding her, In Touch Weekly is reporting that Britney Spears is pregnant - and the father is none other than quote-unquote music producer J.R. Rotem.

Take a deep breath, people.

On November 14, In Touch claims, Britney Spears confided to her friends in e-mails that she is four weeks pregnant - and that she was sure the father was J.R. Rotem who she's been seeing on and off since she separated from K-Fed.

Britney Spears: Pregnant?

When asked about the rumors that Britney Spears is pregnant, J.R. Rotem confirmed to In Touch that the singer is, in fact, carrying his love child.

"It's true," J.R. Rotem says.

Well, there you have it.

On November 16, Britney Spears proudly e-mailed a copy of the ultrasound to her inner circle. For all her recent troubles, she seems convinced that a sibling for Sean Preston and Jayden James will turn her life around.

Spears also believes J.R. Rotem will turn out to be a great father, despite the fact that he talked openly and graphically about their sex life - specifically, his riding that ass wheelbarrow style - to Blender magazine earlier this year.

"Britney's not looking for another husband," a source close to the train wreck pop star says. "But she does like having a man in her life."

If Britney Spears is pregnant, it's really, really hard to see J.R. Rotem being a good father. But we sure hope it's true and can't wait to watch the debacle unfold.

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Take this, Britney Spears nude and pregnant!

In the latest issue of Marie Claire, Christina Aguilera is, well, nude and pregnant. She's also talking about her expecting state. Here are a couple excerpts:

An Inspired Singer

On being pregnant during her ‘Back to Basics' tour: "I was paranoid. There are so many things that could go wrong â€" somebody could slip, somebody could fall, I could fall. No way in hell was I going to jeopardize my baby for my show."

Following in the pregnant, naked footsteps of Lisa Rinna and Katie Price, Christina Aguilera bares her sexy, enlarged body for all to see.

On her simple decision not to announce anything: "Because I hadn't said anything, people thought I was trying to keep it this big, bad secret, and that's not the case at all. I just wasn't commenting. I'm not being like, ‘Hey, everybody, I'm pregnant!' I'm not that girl."

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We all knew Britney Spears was into self-destruction, image-wise. Well, a recent report suggests that the train wreck likes taking beatings in the bedroom as well.

At least that's what Star magazine is claiming. That reputable celebrity gossip source reports that Britney's new mansion has a "Fantasy Room" loaded with "ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs," as well as spanking paddles and a mirrored ceiling so she can watch her wild, crazy self go to town on dudes.

B. Spears Bikini Pic

There's also a rack of costumes Britney Spears likes to don when she does the nasty - schoolgirl, maid, and Cinderella, you name it. Man, that's hot ... sorta.

Watch out, Michael Marchand et al., Britney Spears is into pain!

A Star source also contends that Britney is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the self-destructive blond icon.

Oh, and it also claims Britney Spears is pregnant again. Hmm. Could Michael Marchand have enjoyed himself a little too much in the singer's sex lair?

In claiming Britney Spears is pregnant, Star quotes Britney Spears herself:

"Yes, I am pregnant and I am shocked? it is almost four weeks to be exact," says none other than Britney Spears, or someone claiming to be Britney, on her own MySpace page, according to Star. "I don't really know if I'm happy or sad I'm just ... idk ... I am happy I guess. I saw the ultrasound and it was really kewl!"

Well, alright then.

Star also reports that Britney Spears' house often features baby and dog feces on her white couches, and apparently the sex gear is sometimes left out in the living room, in full view of cute little mistakes Sean Preston and Jayden James.

We have to give the celebrity gossip tabloids credit on this story. Even if they are just making this stuff up out of nowhere, at least they're getting creative.

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This may be considered a trick question, but take a look at the Rumer Willis photos below.

Then, let us know: Which hairstyle do you prefer? Blond and ugly? Or brunette and hideous?

It's a tough question, we know. So here's an easier one to ponder: Which is better, Gisele Bundchen clothed or Gisele Bundchen nude?

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Manager, wardrobe consultant, pimp - Crazy Joe Simpson wears many hats. It seems like the latter may be the most appropriate when it comes to Jessica.

If a report in the New York Post is to be believed, Jessica Simpson's hands-on dad delivered the (male) goods for his l'il girl, in the form of Tony Romo!

Tony Romo and Jessica Simpson: Her pimp/father approves.

Apparently the star Dallas Cowboys quarterback, who has been pining for Jess for ages, can do no wrong in the mind of Joe Simpson, a huge fan of America's Team.

So when Tony Romo recently asked to take Jessica Simpson out for a drink, the patriarch was more than happy to oblige. In fact, it went so well between Jess and Tony that Romo came over to the Simpsons on Thanksgiving Day, for turkey and perhaps, a little stuffing. Sorry, that was crass. But too easy. Says a source:

"Jessica is happy. She's been texting everyone about how great [Tony Romo] is."

We're guessing she doesn't mean his throwing arm, if you know what we mean. All we have to say about this is that we feel sorry for poor Sophia Bush.

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