Sorry, guys. There are no Vanessa Minnillo nude pictures from her recent vacation with Nick Lachey.
The cute couple appears to have learned its lesson after a Mexican retreat a few months ago landed this twosome on the cover of every entertainment news outlet in the country.
Candid sex photos will do that every time.
During a recent trip to San Juan, though, Lachey and Minnillo kept their bathing suits on. It's like they knew paparazzi would be watching or something. Amazing.