Kim Kardashian is seen here celebrating her 27th birthday with a pair of K-named sisters.

We're not sure which is Khloe... or Kendall... Or Kourtney. The idiotic, self-absorbed mother, Kris, is probably around here somewhere, too.

Those not in attendance at the party - and not merely because their names don't begin with K - were Ray J and former best friend of Kim, Paris Hilton.

It's safe to assume, though, that Kalie Machado was invited. Probably Kim Porter and the Krispy Kreme donut chain, too.