Britney Spears' ex-producer and greasy former beau, J.R. Rotem, has issued a statement denying In Touch Weekly's new cover story that claims Spears is pregnant and Rotem is the father of what would the singer's third child.
We hope you're sitting down. This J.R. Rotem statement is a whopper:
"There is absolutely no truth to this."
Rumors that Britney Spears is pregnant surfaced yesterday, setting the celebrity gossip world on fire. But they were refuted by the end of the day, when her pal, Sam Lutfi, sent a text to Ryan Seacrest, calling the story "completely fake."
J.R. Rotem and Britney Spears, seen last December after hookin' up.
"BS. Don't know who made it up," Sam Lutfi texted Seacrest regarding the story about a pregnant Britney. "J.R. doesn't even know what's up. It's fake. Completely fake."
Alright, now that the pregnancy issue is settled for good, we can all go back to talking about how insane Britney Spears is, how she abhors the concept of underwear, how Sean Preston and Jayden James are scarred for life, and so on.