Jessica Simpson: Give Us a Kiss!

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Yikes.

So-called actress and singer Jessica Simpson was spotted at LAX airport in L.A. this week showcasing some, uh, rather large lips. Shield your eyes from pic below...

Big Jessica Simpson

What ever happened to the hot Jessica Simpson of yore?

We have no idea, but Nick Lachey, man, you may not have thought so at the time, but you got lucky when she dumped you. Hmm... that grotesque face above or going at it with a nude Vanessa Minnillo. Difficult call right there!

Bet Sophia Bush is looking pretty hot now, right, Tony Romo? Jessica Simpson first confessed to Glamour that she got lip injections in 2006.

"I had that Restylane stuff," she said. "It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But ... it went away in, like, four months... My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!"

Well, they were, at least. Unless Jessica's pimp (father Joe) made an endorsement deal with some lip injection service, we have no idea what she's thinking here.

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Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson