Hulk Hogan won't let Linda Hogan pin him down in the couple's divorce case.
The iconic former wrestler is Hulking up in his attempt to avoid giving his ex-wife half his assets, as he's filed a counter-petition to Linda's divorce suit, stating that she's able to support herself.
Linda Bollea is seeking an unspecified amount of alimony and child support, in addition to custody of their son car-crashing son, Nick. She would allow "liberal visitation" with his father.
However, Hogan claims Linda is capable of supporting herself, while also believing their son is old enough to decide with whom to live.
"It would be in the best interest for the parties to have shared parental responsibility," read Hogan's filing.
This is all well and good, but it doesn't answer the pressing question: Which parent will help Brooke Hogan dress herself in the morning? The untalented singer needs endless wardrobe assistance.