As the entertainment news industry continues to be abuzz with talk - and pictures! - of Paul McCartney and Nancy Shevell, the singer's insane ex-wife says she doesn't care about the relationship.
Which makes perfect sense. Heather Mills just wants her money.
"It's none of anybody's business what happens in Paul's love life," Mills said in another interview on British television.
Last week, of course, the one-legged former call girl went off about supposed suicide attempts and the unfair paparazzi. And while Mills claims those words were cathartic, they also appear to be detrimental to the literacy rate in England.
"A little girl came up to me and said, 'you made me cry last week,' and I felt bad," Mills said. "I said 'I didn't want to make you cry' and she said, 'I hate those bullying newspapers, I'm never going to buy a newspaper.'"
Way to go, Heather! This innocent child may not have a clue about the Iraq war, inflation rates or the health care system as she gets older. But at least she won't see you called any names!